- Pwnee Studios President and Co-Founder Jordan Fisher
announced alongside a video trailer that Cloudberry Kingdom lands on PlayStation Network today.
To quote: Take a second and watch the below video. I never watch videos in blog posts - it takes too long and I've been spoiled by GIFs. But seriously, just watch it. None of this post will make sense otherwise.
I needed you to see that before I continued. You see, we've made the hardest, most stupidly ridiculous hardcore game ever. And we're sorry. Kind of.
We even called it a happy name like Cloudberry Kingdom to help ease the pain. But before I actually try apologizing for real, let me take a step back and defend myself.
I'll be making use of the traditional Socratic Straw Man Method for my defense: below, you'll find your unsound critiques highlighted in bold, with my impenetrable defense following. Afterward I may apologize.
Let's start with the first reason for why you're upset. "Being hard for the sake of being hard is stupid, therefore this game is stupid."
Woah. First of all, I Wanna Be The Guy
has already proven in my mind that everyone wants a brutally unfair game with invisible spikes and hidden platforms that change location...