We know, right now half of you are scratching your heads wondering "who the hell is John Schappert?"
He's the new Peter Moore, minus the tats, facial hair and accent.
Michael McWhertor and Brian Crecente got to sit and talk to him about what's to come from Xbox 360, LIVE and all sorts of stuff like that.
This isn't some 2-minute clip, so make sure to dim the lights and pour yourself a glass of wine before partaking. The satin robe is optional.
The complete Interview video can be seen http://kotaku.com/360549/the-complete-uncut-interview-with-john-schappert!
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